Well, it's not exactly like Oswald is available for this.... ridiculous exercise.

[A deep sigh.]

He is the only person here I trust less than you.... and I don't see that changing in the foreseeable future...... But for the record....

[And this is only for clarification!]

Don't act like your territory is being invaded or... or something. The hate and distrust I feel for you is something completely unique and something I'm sure will far outlast Oswald.