[ Whew... Okay, good. He's not even good at handling his own personal crises; his social EXP isn't nearly high enough for him to know how to deal with someone else's.

Anyway, this is a conversation he can get behind. ]

Seriously! I'm supposedly here because of the work I do on my website, but I can't even access it now. The forum's going to be overrun with posts from spambots offering free iPads by the time I get back to it.