[ He has no idea how this is amazing. He considers it pretty annoyingly dangerous, actually??? ]

Yeah... It sucks for anyone who lives around one, since they can't walk around outside while it's erupting... [ . . . ] Not that I see why they'd want to. You could throw water outside and it would freeze before even hitting the ground.

[ Honestly, why do they even live there... ]

What.

[ Congrats, you've completely taken him by surprise.

...

You know what....... ]

Seems my true identity has been discovered.