YOUR RESULTS.

[lockdownmods]

[ You've all been given around an hour to recuperate from the trial. You may be exhausted, worn down mentally and physically; or perhaps you simply don't care at all. Either way, the short amount of time you had to regroup and rest has come to an end.

Wherever you are, your tablets will light up with a notification: PLEASE REPORT TO THE CAFETERIA IMMEDIATELY. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN SEVERE PUNISHMENT. You all probably know what that means by now.

Should you choose to go to the cafeteria, you will see that the screen that once read RESULTS PENDING has been replaced with a list of names: ]

Congratulations to the following Prospects:
Maya Fey, Twelve, Gladiolus Amicitia, Contessa "Tess" Rubikov, Terra, Akira Kurusu, Kyousuke Natsume, Yoosung Kim, Max Caulfield, and Nine. You have all been selected to participate in our very first Apprentice Program, which means that you've passed the Entrance Exam.

[ The screen flashes to a new list of names after a couple of moments. ]

The following Prospects have been placed on our waitlist and will be put up for consideration for future programs:
Kasumi Toyama, Nyanko-sensei, Shuu Iwamine, Detective Pikachu, Kayneth El-Melloi Archibald, Jake Peralta, Takashi Natsume, Henry, Hanamaru Kunikida, and Flat Escardos.

[ Which means... ]

Okosan, Dr. Eggman, and Hollyleaf: We regret to inform you that you have failed our Entrance Exam. We are finishing the final touches of your punishments, so you may take this time to say goodbye to your fellow Prospects and we will carry out your executions shortly.

[ There's still one person missing from these lists who still stands among you.

What will you do next? ]

Comments

[yourfuture]

How do you feel about Todd McFarlane?

[summin]

I haven't kept up with celebrities in years, but he sounds like a douchebag.

[yourfuture]

Good start, good start. How about uh... that guy who just left the room. How do you feel about that guy?

[summin]

I just got here. I don't know who just left the room.

[yourfuture]

Uh... Osmond Dale?

[ Did she never bother to learn his real name or is this another layer to her hatred for him? YOU DECIDE!! ]

[escardos]

I thought it was Orlando Dalek.

[summin]

...Oswald.

[ a small laugh, but he doesn't verbally answer.

he just sort of shuffles around, looking uncomfortable. ]

[yourfuture]

[ stage whisper ]

Are you the one who turned him down for the prom?

[summin]

What? You guys had a prom? Why didn't anyone invite me?

[yourfuture]

What? No! We just had a really awkward icebreaker. But he didn't say his descent into assholery didn't start with someone turning him down for the prom because he's, you know, the worst, and he has a tiny dick that he's super insecure about, so.

[ ... ]

What the fuck would a prom even look like in this place?

[summin]

...Awkward mingling? Definitely sounds like a prom to me.

[ a stupid cheesy grin, then: ] Dunno, but it'd be pretty depressing if things continue like this.

[yourfuture]

Ugh, you're not wrong, and I hate it.

[ She sighs. ]

So we're going on a bus? To where, exactly?

[summin]

Summer vacation.

Something like that, anyway. There's karaoke on the bus, so it's not so bad.

[robomin]

[mmmMMMM she's trying not to laugh...]