WEEK ONE

[lockdownmods]

[ Well that Orientation... happened. Whether you feel more informed or not, the truth remains. Here you are, within Fayflower University. You have your run of the campus, indoors and out.

There's also your tablets to play with. There are several apps-- and even a game! They didn't leave you without some entertainment. The music is a bit dated though...

And should you wish, there's still time to talk to the "staff" in a more... private setting. The office. They're not hard to find. Well-- your Professor, Han and Megumi aren't. Oswald is a bit more... difficult. ]

LOCATIONS | PROFILES

SUNDAY | MONDAY | TUESDAY | WEDNESDAY | THURSDAY

Comments

[swordsinternally]

Ah, sorry--

[ He holds his hands up in the air, trying to look a little apologetic. ]

I haven't actually looked too hard at the other profiles besides mine, but I do understand being upset about them, to an extent.

[ososoi]

...Yeah. [ When Oso's in a bad mood, he's noticeably less talkative than usual. ]

So yer Shirou-kun, huh?

[swordsinternally]

[ Shirou, thankfully, can notice that to say the least. ]

Yeah. I am.

[ososoi]

Uh... huh.

[ ...Well this is going awkwardly. ]

I'm the... Apprentice Shitty NEET. [ Oddly enough, Osomatsu doesn't sound too offended by his own title. Yet. ]

[swordsinternally]

[ It sure is! ]

Ah... that sounds like a pretty bad title.

[ososoi]

Yeah, well, the main problem I have with it is that I can't tell if it's the good kind of shitty or the bad kind of shitty! It could go either way!

And you're the Apprentice... Faker?

[swordsinternally]

There's a... good kind of shitty?

[ He can't help but look a little confused at that. ] And yeah. It's because, I think, I can make copies-- fakes of swords. And because I can make fakes of swords, someone called me a 'faker'.

[ososoi]

Ya bootleg swords?! [ that's not what he meant oso ] Don't people usually do bootleg toys or something?

[swordsinternally]

Well, I mean... it's kind of a part of my ability? I wouldn't make bootlegs of anything else.

[ososoi]

...Oookay? [ He's confused ]

[ Oso just goes back to looking over the profiles. ]

...All this shit... really isn't a skit, is it?

[swordsinternally]

... A skit?

[ Now he's confused, even if he probably wasn't supposed to hear that. ]

[ososoi]

[ Eh. He doesn't mind that he heard that. ]

Ya know! An act? A bit? That part of the episode where something weird happens or something? I mean, I'm used to weird, but... [ He's not used to this. ]

[swordsinternally]

I mean, yeah, but this is all real life and not a television show...

[ososoi]

...oh right! Ya probably don't know. Ya see, I'm an anime character?

[ Osomatsu's being completely serious about that. Oh dear. ]

[swordsinternally]

... what? Are... you okay?

[ososoi]

...What? Ya think I'm lying?

Haven't ya ever heard of 'Osomatsu-san'? Or 'Osomatsu-kun'?

[swordsinternally]

Never heard of it.

[ Emiya Shirou: never watched an anime ever, before, in his entire life. ]

[ososoi]

[ Osomatsu pouts, then goes back to looking over his profile. ]

I'm not lying! I got my own shows and everything!

[swordsinternally]

Well youre own show is fine, but saying you're an anime character is... weird.