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[foo_bar]

 [Where is that ringing bell coming from? What about that whistle? Is it the kitchen? No. The garden?

Still no, but you're getting warmer.

Han is waiting for everyone on the field, whistle in his mouth, and bell on the ground (because his hand got tired of ringing the damn thing).]

Finally! Alright, 1, 2, 3.... Do we have everyone here?

[close enough. He then says easily,]

We've got a fun activity today. We're doing trust falls.

Falls. As in multiple.

I expect you guys to partner off-- and don't just stick to someone you know!

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[preconstruction]

I can catch you.

[ he'd never drop anyone!! ]

[blackcatintheruemorgue]

I.... okay.

[His android acquaintance seems like an decent choice.]

So um... who goes first?

[preconstruction]

Whichever you prefer.

[ he's really not concerned by this whole thing. ]

[blackcatintheruemorgue]

Ah um... well... okay. You... can go first then?

[He readies his long skinny stick arms for catching.]

[preconstruction]

Alright.

[ he nods and turns around. ]

Are you ready?

[blackcatintheruemorgue]

As.... as I'll ever be.

[God, he hopes they build androids light in the future.]

[preconstruction]

[ he's definitely light enough that poe can catch him. he falls back so he can do so, not even worried in the slightest. ]

[blackcatintheruemorgue]

..oof.

[WELL. He's still mildly winded, but still manages to catch Conner, much to even his own surprise.]

Well.... that ah... that went far smoother than expected.

[preconstruction]

[ you did it poe!! ]

I knew you would catch me.

[donotlick]

Stronger than you look, aren't you?

[preconstruction]

Yes. I can hold you.

[ it's fine. ]

Do you want to fall first, or should I?

[donotlick]

You can first if you want. I know I can carry you.

[ And if you can't trust your-- wait they're not partners yet, whoops. ]

[preconstruction]

Alright.

[ he turns around, his back to hank. ]

Tell me when you're ready.

[donotlick]

Go ahead.

[ He holds out his arms. ]

Whenever you want.

[preconstruction]

[ connor falls back!! pls catch him ojisan ]

[donotlick]

[ Wow!!! Hank briefly entertains the thought of dropping Connor, but ultimately decides against it. Androids don't feel pain, blah blah, but he needs Connor to trust him so of course he'll catch him.

He's not that much of a dick. (Yes, he is.) ]

I can never tell if I expect you to be lighter or heavier.

[preconstruction]

[ yes he is. ]

That's illogical. I could not be both.

[ anytime you wanna let go of him ]

[unhalting]

[Well, at least they're the same height even if Connor's weight is an unknown, so.]

Better than some of the others, I guess. [Sigh.] Alright, let's go.

[preconstruction]

[ it is a shrug emoji ]

Would you like to fall first?

[unhalting]

[look, he doesn't know how to translate shrug emojis into pounds or kilograms, give him a break]

Not really, but I don't care about arguing preferences either. Unless you wanna start.

[preconstruction]

It's alright.

[ connor turns so his back is to him. ]

Let me know when you're ready.

[unhalting]

Pretty trusting of a guy you don't really know. [Not that he'll complain at not needing to go first, but!!]

Anyway, I'm good to go.

[preconstruction]

I'm only worth a small fortune if you break me.

[ but he falls back! please catch him ]

[unhalting]

Huh?

[?! But his surprise at that remark aside, don't worry, he's got this!! Assuming Connor isn't insanely heavy for his size, anyways. Either way, Orga will probably manage somehow, even if he may not be the most gentle about it.]

Was that a joke?

[preconstruction]

[ it's okay he can't feel, probably. ]

It's the truth.

[ and also a joke. ]