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[Where is that ringing bell coming from? What about that whistle? Is it the kitchen? No. The garden?

Still no, but you're getting warmer.

Han is waiting for everyone on the field, whistle in his mouth, and bell on the ground (because his hand got tired of ringing the damn thing).]

Finally! Alright, 1, 2, 3.... Do we have everyone here?

[close enough. He then says easily,]

We've got a fun activity today. We're doing trust falls.

Falls. As in multiple.

I expect you guys to partner off-- and don't just stick to someone you know!

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[ Yeah, Hank does not trust Han, he flinches at the last second-- but it's too late now, he's going down. BETTER CATCH HIM....... ]

[HE.... BUCKLES A LITTLE-- EVEN HAS TO TAKE A SLIGHT STEP BACK TO BRACE.

BUT.

he made it. he caught him.

luckily this is easy distance and not like. from heights.]

[ Good job, Han, you did it, you caught the heaviest guy here. Good job.

Now that Han has him somewhat though, Hank is gonna pull himself up because like hell he's going to let this little pow-wow go on for much longer! ]

Well, shit. You actually caught me.

I'm stronger than I look.

[ Saying shit like that with that fucking smirk is Not Allowed, pal!! ]

Guess you got your bragging rights.

[ boo, he so wanted to punch him. ]

You gonna let me do you next?

Well...

I guess fair's fair, isn't it?

[he's gonna drop him, isn't he. just dunk him on the ground]

[ Directly on the ground. We'll see. ]

That's what I like to hear.

[ Hank grins. Nah, he's definitely gonna drop Han. ]

[he could say no, this is not a mandatory exercise for him.

he knows he's gonna get dunked.

he turns around.]

Alright, Hank.

[ Test your luck, Han! This team-building shit sure works! ]

Whenever you're ready.

[he figures his chances are... close? to 50-50? somehow?

he hopes?

but after a little steeling to prepare for landing on the ground, he falls back]

[ Eat dirt, Han.

I mean, that's not physically possible here since Han is going to fall face up but Hank lets him fall...

Okay, he bends down and keeps him from hitting his head on the ground but that's all you're getting, dick! ]

[WELL, THAT IS AT LEAST. BETTER THAN HE WAS THINKING]

I'd call that a success, eh?

Don't look so fucking smug. I just didn't wanna see you crack your head and bleed out on the pavement, that's all.

[ It's not like he's a decent person or anything, b-baka! ]

[AW, HANK. HE'S SO TOUCHED.]

Oh, I'm not smug at all. I'm genuinely grateful.

Yeah, yeah, I'll bet you are.

[ Don't thank him, asshole!! ]

Thanks, Hank. Legitimately.

[for that touching, trust building moment

also because now he can tell that he's THAT kind of person, and it's fun to mess with him.

he's also standing up ok before he gets dropped]

I said shut up, dumbass.

[ He could not possibly handle an actual grateful sentiment, okay. So Hank will just pull Han up by the head if he's going to keep hanging out down there. ]

Don't go spreading it around.

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