Break the Ice Part 2

[newhire]

Well that was. [Han...] You all did really well yesterday.

[She didn't participate but of course, she was watching! ...probably on her phone. But today she's here to assist! Which means there's probably some other stupid activity ready to be thrown your way.]

Today we have a different kind of bonding activity for you! The name of today's game is--! Two lies and a truth. Today you're going to test how well you know each other-- and maybe learn a lot more!

[And for those who may not know the rules--]

You're going to give someone a list of two things that are not true about you-- and one that is. And based on what they know about you and their impressions of you, they're going to do their best to find the truth. When it's all done, you'll tell them whether they're right or not and if they got it wrong-- you'll tell them the truth!

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[chumville]

Oh, yes. Party games. Fun.

[His voice drips with sarcasm.]

One. I am an evil genius.

Two. I have a giant brain.

Three. I am very dumb.

[sendintheclown]

You can't have a giant brain with such a small body! Please tell me you're an evil genius!

[chumville]

Correct! It is a metaphorical giant brain, it was a trick question. Minion wins. Everyone else go home. All losers.

[sendintheclown]

Do I get a prize for winning?

[chumville]

You get to work for me. That’s enough of a prize.

[sendintheclown]

My, you’re bold! I like it!

[chumville]

Yes, yes! PRAISE ME, UNDERLING!

[sendintheclown]

Yes sir, Mr. Metaphorical Giant Brain, sir!

[chumville]

[turns to the rest of the geoup:]

You oughta be more like him.

[sendintheclown]

Awww, you reaaally think?

[whatsmytalentagain]

[He looks Plankton up and down.]

Oh, this one's easy. One.

[chumville]

....Nooooooooooooo? This should be easy.

[whatsmytalentagain]

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought the Dr. Evil look made the truth obvious.

[Is that sarcasm? It kind of sounds like sarcasm.]

Then again, I guess a real evil genius wouldn't want to look like a bad guy in public, would they?

[chumville]

...you can’t be an evil genius without looking evil in public. Every try being evil without a villainous outfit? Boring.

[whatsmytalentagain]

Yeah, well. In movies they like to make the bad guy look as evil as he dresses. Like, he has a scar or a mustache or maybe even an eyepatch? But it's hard to tell with clothing 'cuz of the uniforms.

[Unless you like wearing a bowler hat with your pretty blue blazer.]

Then again, there are evil geniuses who are also masters of disguise.

[chumville]

...I have the eyepatch because I can’t see in one eye, moron. That’s not part of “the look!”

[whatsmytalentagain]

I said it was in movies, not real life.

[chumville]

...yes.

[tannic]

Three, obviously.

[He's having fun here, at least.]

[chumville]

No, that’s - that’s a lie, idiot.

[devotingly]

Third one.

[ SICK. BURNS. ]

[chumville]

Who even are you.

[he is sick of these RANDOM PEOPLE DOING THIS]

[devotingly]

If you took the time to read the profiles, you'd know.

[chumville]

Waste of time. Not my problem.

[devotingly]

You're a waste of time.