Orientation

[newhire]

[ As you approach the classroom, at the designated time for this "orientation" you were told about-- a voice carries from just beyond the door. ]

--they've all been wiped?

[ There's an awkward pause and then an even more awkward laugh. ]

Bwah?? No, I-- I just thought it would be cool to see what she was working on. Fine, fiiiine.

[ But when you come in, she immediately shuts off her phone and sits it on top of the laptops in front of her. ]

Oh. Hey guys! Wow is it that time already? And he's not even here yet... Oh well! Welcome!!

Comments

[yourfuture]

What? What's wrong with Todd's inch-long syphilitic dick? I don't see him refuting it!

[covertizer]

I don't want to think about his dick at all, thanks.

[yourfuture]

Alright, fine, there's plenty of other unappealing things about Todd to talk about. Like his personality, or his face, or just... everything.

[covertizer]

His desire to trap people in a university to dance to his tune...