Satou Megumi [ Administrator ] (
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locked_down2018-08-12 04:30 pm
Orientation
[ As you approach the classroom, at the designated time for this "orientation" you were told about-- a voice carries from just beyond the door. ]
--they've all been wiped?
[ There's an awkward pause and then an even more awkward laugh. ]
Bwah?? No, I-- I just thought it would be cool to see what she was working on. Fine, fiiiine.
[ But when you come in, she immediately shuts off her phone and sits it on top of the laptops in front of her. ]
Oh. Hey guys! Wow is it that time already? And he's not even here yet... Oh well! Welcome!!
--they've all been wiped?
[ There's an awkward pause and then an even more awkward laugh. ]
Bwah?? No, I-- I just thought it would be cool to see what she was working on. Fine, fiiiine.
[ But when you come in, she immediately shuts off her phone and sits it on top of the laptops in front of her. ]
Oh. Hey guys! Wow is it that time already? And he's not even here yet... Oh well! Welcome!!

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That's all? Welcome? You have a lot of nerve! This is- this is a crime, don't you know?!
[ Too bad Rebecca has like, negative fucks to give. ]
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[Watch her rub her neck anxiously. Mmmm.]
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Better get used to that, it's hard to say if Viral knows how to open doors quietly.
And then in the doorway, he freezes - ]
A woman?
[That's... not what he exactly expected.]
You're not even armed.
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[...she picks up her phone and grins.]
Technology is my weapon of choice. Just try and bring yourself to my level noob.
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[ HUFFS. good thing he's already used to dealing with giant idiots ]
Calm down, she probably doesn't know half of what's going on.
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[HE HAS SO MANY QUESTIONS LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE.]
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[ waver definitely looks angry...but he's not as angry at her. not yet, at least. ]
Who were you talking to on the phone? Oswald?
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Yep! That's my boss. He just gave me his old subordinate's stuff, soooo I just had a few questions.
So you checked out the profiles, huh! Cool, right?
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[Everyone is yelling but so far 2-D doesn't even really seem mad.]
I, uh.. this is a school, right? College or somethin'? I don't remember applying so I don't think I'm supposed to be here?
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Because you have skills worthy of being cultivated-- of becoming heroes, you know.
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[well... no matter! Maya is still pretty mad about the whole thing.]
Hey, do you mind letting us go home?
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I don't want to bother you but... we... really need you.
...well, it's not like I have the power or authority to actually help you get home, but-- we really do need your help...
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Where's Todd?
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[Hello there fellow messy haired person. What is this Todd you speak of?]
Am I.... am I missing something? The only mention of an Todd I see in the profiles is listed under Oswald's dislikes.
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...And just who are you supposed to be?
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Megumi is my given name.
Satou is my family name.
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...you were in the Entrance Exam, right? You should know. Our situation is... pretty dire.
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[ Maybe Shirou should have something important to say. But instead of any of that, he says, in spite of himself: ]
.. You're really pretty.
[ SHIROU, NO..... ]
Uh, I mean. You're the one that called us here, right?
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Awwww... thank you! That's really sweet.
[ Ahem. ]
Oh! Um. Yes! That was me. Hi!
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[He puts his hand up like a good student.]
Are we going to have fun here?
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Do you like games?
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[ It only takes one look at Megumi for Osomatsu to be like: ]
SO CUUUUUUTE~!
[ Yep, he's enamoured. Dangit Oso, you and your love for cute girls. ]
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[IT'S FRUSTRATING]
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What... Kind of phone apps do you like?
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You like games and stuff?
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[ He can't be mean to such a sweet-looking girl, that's just how it is. ]
You're the girl sending the messages, huh?
[ He tilts his head, trying to check her temple for an LED... well, she's not an android. Probably. ]
What the hell kinda "orientation" is this? Whose idea of a fucking joke is this?
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[No. Important things first!]
It's the Fayflower University orientation for it's first class of gifted Apprentices! We had an Entrance Exam, but this is the first ever full class we've had!
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[ Hi Megumi, he's kind of curious about that tidbit first. ]
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Wait, so you're the one who brought us all here? I think I heard you talking on the phone just now.
MEET YOUR OVERSEER
he walks to the front of the room, sits down, and props his feet up on the desk.]
Yo.
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??? ??? ???]
...And who are you?
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he starts to log into the computer at the front, he's pulling together a bullshit presentation.
it really is bullshit.]
Alright, listen up. If you haven't heard, I'll be the professor for this course. Welcome, please don't ask me any 'how' or 'why' questions because I am 100% not going to answer them.
But I'm glad you're here I guess.
[he flips the slide]
And remember how I said I wasn't equipped to answer any questions? I'm really not. I know this course is difficult, and that no one is really going to like it. I'd make a joke, but... my jokes are bad with a capital B. So, all business here.
[he flips the slide]
Read those notes, read them carefully.
[and then one final flip]
And that's it. I'm out of bullshit. My next presentation is going to use Papyrus just because. Any questions?
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THE FINAL ENCOUNTER
No one appears to be doing anything stupid.
...and yet, as the highest ranking person present right now, he should make sure. Just so nothing goes awry. This time no mistakes.]
...I trust everything is going well?
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