Orientation

[newhire]

[ As you approach the classroom, at the designated time for this "orientation" you were told about-- a voice carries from just beyond the door. ]

--they've all been wiped?

[ There's an awkward pause and then an even more awkward laugh. ]

Bwah?? No, I-- I just thought it would be cool to see what she was working on. Fine, fiiiine.

[ But when you come in, she immediately shuts off her phone and sits it on top of the laptops in front of her. ]

Oh. Hey guys! Wow is it that time already? And he's not even here yet... Oh well! Welcome!!

Comments

[adminus]

Very sharp. But I do have the authority to make executive decisions as necessary.

But I don't like having to exercise that authority. I'd rather things went smoothly.

[donotlick]

That may be, but if corporate says jump, you gotta say how high, is that right?

[ Isn't bureaucracy grand. ]

You didn't answer my question. What's with the "Todd" bullshit?