Doki Doki After Party Club

[myliteratureclub]

[Later into the evening, everyone will find familiar handwritten notes on their doors. It's pretty obvious who it's from:]

"Please come to the cafeteria if you don't want to be alone or talk some things out. Emiya (Shirou) will be preparing food. You're also welcome to bring your notebooks if you'd rather just write with company."

---Monika
[Those who decide to come will find nothing has really changed in the cafeteria, but Monika sitting at one of the tables while Shirou cooks in the kitchen. She has a new stack of notebooks and pens with her in case someone needs it. Monika does her best to greet everyone with a smile. The only real comfort though is the smell of good food.]

Comments

[yourfuture]

This one really sucked. And now I gotta think about people coming from worlds like mine that don't have witches? Like how did half of history even happen?

[curseoclock]

I dunno. Worlds with no magic are crazy, I mean, how do they even get anything done?

...I think I feel kinda bad. [which is weird and shouldn't happen. he sounds almost genuinely confused about it.] Maybe. I dunno. How about you?

[yourfuture]

Metal, mostly.

[ She sighs. ]

Yeah, I'm feeling pretty shitty right now, all things considered.

[curseoclock]

That sounds dumb.

[...]

I kinda wish they'd let me kill that jerk. I bet I'd feel better then! [definitely. that would've solved it.] All I managed was to get a souvenir. Boo.

[yourfuture]

... what souvenir did you get, Henry?

[curseoclock]

...Well, I did call dibs on his corpse.

[yourfuture]

I. You.

[ just stares at him for a second ]

Really?

[curseoclock]

No! No.

...Not the whole thing, obviously!

[yourfuture]

... Do you have some kind of Indiana Jones finger necklace on right now?

[curseoclock]

Ha ha, nah! That'd be so much effort?

[clearly that's the problem]

I mean, he came pre-sliced and all.

[yourfuture]

[ flatly: ]

What did you take, Henry.

[curseoclock]

Took his head.

It's in my room.

[yourfuture]

You... I don't know how I didn't see this coming?

[ she's like five different emotions rn ]

And I don't know whether to yell or be impressed that you're the most hardcore goth I've ever met?? But uh. Sure, you uh. Enjoy that head. As long as it stays in your room.

[curseoclock]

Well, I wasn't gonna bring it here now, right? People probably would've yelled at me.

But hey, he wasn't respectful with other people's corpses, so why should I be respectful with his, right? Just a shame I can't do much with it without my magic.

[yourfuture]

[ she blinks ]

You're a witch?

[curseoclock]

Mage.

A dark mage, specifically.

[yourfuture]

A...

[ she frowns ]

So you're some kind of goth wizard and you were talking about actual magic, not... what witches in my world do, okay.

[curseoclock]

What, you guys don't have real magic?