Doki Doki After Party Club

[myliteratureclub]

[Later into the evening, everyone will find familiar handwritten notes on their doors. It's pretty obvious who it's from:]

"Please come to the cafeteria if you don't want to be alone or talk some things out. Emiya (Shirou) will be preparing food. You're also welcome to bring your notebooks if you'd rather just write with company."

---Monika
[Those who decide to come will find nothing has really changed in the cafeteria, but Monika sitting at one of the tables while Shirou cooks in the kitchen. She has a new stack of notebooks and pens with her in case someone needs it. Monika does her best to greet everyone with a smile. The only real comfort though is the smell of good food.]

Comments

[itwasfeyt]

[Aww...]

I was just wondering... why exactly you lick things to learn about them?

[Because that's a sight to see during a trial.]

[preconstruction]

Oh, that's because I can analyze evidence in real time that way. I was created to act as an assistant to detectives.

[itwasfeyt]

With your tongue?

[What are your creators thinking, Connor?]

[preconstruction]

Yes, that's correct.

[ they wanted to live their kinky dreams ]

[itwasfeyt]

[In a way, she can respect that.]

Wouldn't that be kind of unsanitary if you keep sticking blood and other things in your mouth? Sounds kind of dangerous to me.

[preconstruction]

I'm an android. There's no issue.

[ unless he was putting that mouth on other people i guess ]

[itwasfeyt]

But what if you kiss someone, or something? That could definitely make someone sick.

[exactly]

I guess even robots should brush their teeth.

[preconstruction]

Why would I kiss anyone?

[itwasfeyt]

[Shrugs?] I dunno, I don't know who you're into.

[preconstruction]

Don't you think we have more important things to deal with?

[itwasfeyt]

There's never a wrong time for love, Connor!

[YEAH!!!]

[preconstruction]

Two people died.

[itwasfeyt]

[...Well that brings her right down.]

Y-yeah, but you don't have to use that against me...

[preconstruction]

I think that's as wrong a time for love as any other.

[ it's especially the wrong time for kissing!!! or doing other things with your mouth!! ]

[itwasfeyt]

[Like licking things???]

I'm not asking anyone to confess their love during a murder trial!!

[who does she look like? Pearl? She loves you, Pearl]

[preconstruction]

[ yes various R-rated propositions ]

It's a moot point. Androids can't feel emotions, and that includes love.

[itwasfeyt]

[....!!]

...Wait, you mean you can't feel anything?

[preconstruction]

That's correct.

[itwasfeyt]

I seriously doubt that.

[preconstruction]

Alright.

[ shrug emoji??? ]

[itwasfeyt]

...Aha! You not deciding to argue is proof of your guilt!

[THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS MAYBE]

[preconstruction]

Excuse me? Guilt of what, exactly?