EXAM 2

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Exam 2.

[ Like last time, the exam begins with the desks arranged in a perfect circle; one desk for each person that's participating in the program. There are nameplates for everyone, and they have been bolted to each of the desks, facing the inside of the circle...

...including the deceased. Their chairs have been placed on top of their desks, signifying that they will not be needed. Above of their desks are holograms of their portraits from their profiles, grayed out and bloodstained.

Han is at the front of the classroom again, looking noticeably neutral about the entire setup. His laptop is closed behind him. ]

You know the drill. [his voice sounds soft, tight.]

Be careful with who you pick, as they'll be answering for their crime with their life.

Victim.






Suspects.



[ The physical evidence tray sits in the middle of the circle of desks; you all have the Evidence app on your tablets to access photo evidence. ]

Examination START.

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EVIDENCE

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[chumville]

Oh, Eugene is in the suspect pool? Perfect. Everyone, we have no need to discuss this further.

I'M A SUSPECT, AMA

[swordsinternally]

[ Well then. He wonders if being a suspect this week is because he didn't want to get stripped last week... ]

I don't mind answering any questions you might have of me, so feel free to ask me anything.

[swordsinternally]

[ And Shirou hands over three things for evidence-- the empty bottle of Febreeze, the empty bottle of shower gel, and a crushed Febreeze bottle. ]

I found these in the male gym showers this morning when I was looking around.

[sendintheclown]

[Heeeeere's Gogol! ...and Grantaire, in a jar, with a ring of flowers on the lid.]

Oh, isn't this exciting? Let the show begin!

[chumville]

How hoarse could a seahorse get if a seahorse could get hoarse?

[chumville]

Yes, everyone, please indulge my henchman. He’s very adorable.

[throwabookatit]

You shut it. This is no joking matter, not at all.

[ this is??? such a bad suspect list????? ]

[swordsinternally]

I don't know the answer to that question! Wait-- more importantly, this doesn't even have anything to do with the trial!!

[chumville]

Yet, here I am. Joking.

[sendintheclown]

Awwwwwwwww, Mr. Plaaaaankton!

[You're making him blush!]

[chumville]

How do you know it doesn’t?

[machrophage]

When did you... Ugh.

[At least the head is in a jar. Viral gives it a disgusted look before folding his arms.]

[throwabookatit]

Do you know how to be serious for a second? Does it even matter to you, that someone's died?

[swordsinternally]

Just where, exactly, would we even find a seahorse?

[preconstruction]

[ connor puts a Fayflower school uniform jacket and shirt in the evidence tray. it smells strongly of soap and febreeze. the sleeves have been cut off both the jacket and the shirt, and the cut is clean. ]

It tested positive for Grantaire's DNA.

[destroythefuture]

Why do you get to have a henchman and I don't?!

[Says the hat guy, wearing the clothes that say 'EVIL GENIUS' and 'GIANT BRAIN' on the suspenders]

[sendintheclown]

As soon as possible, of course! I must thank Akira and Poe for their help.

yeah ama I guess

[donotlick]

Great. Fucking great.

[ He's a suspect. Wonderful. Well, at least he isn't dealing with the withdrawal thing anymore. ]

You guys can waste your time suspecting me, [ He sends a glare at a certain monocellular organism, ] or we can get to the bottom of this. Whatever.

[chumville]

Of course it does! I am also a [airquotes] “concerned citizen”.

[chumville]

The sea.

[chumville]

I will refrain from voting for you if you release onto me the secret formula.

[throwabookatit]

Why in the world- why do you have that?!

[donotlick]

Alright, clown, how about this? What's your favorite way to murder people?

[ Not even touching the fucking head business because that is so disgusting. ]

[swordsinternally]

I know that, but the sea isn't exactly... here.