EXAM 2

[lockdownmods]

Exam 2.

[ Like last time, the exam begins with the desks arranged in a perfect circle; one desk for each person that's participating in the program. There are nameplates for everyone, and they have been bolted to each of the desks, facing the inside of the circle...

...including the deceased. Their chairs have been placed on top of their desks, signifying that they will not be needed. Above of their desks are holograms of their portraits from their profiles, grayed out and bloodstained.

Han is at the front of the classroom again, looking noticeably neutral about the entire setup. His laptop is closed behind him. ]

You know the drill. [his voice sounds soft, tight.]

Be careful with who you pick, as they'll be answering for their crime with their life.

Victim.






Suspects.



[ The physical evidence tray sits in the middle of the circle of desks; you all have the Evidence app on your tablets to access photo evidence. ]

Examination START.

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Comments

[sendintheclown]

[Heeeeere's Gogol! ...and Grantaire, in a jar, with a ring of flowers on the lid.]

Oh, isn't this exciting? Let the show begin!

[chumville]

Yes, everyone, please indulge my henchman. He’s very adorable.

[sendintheclown]

Awwwwwwwww, Mr. Plaaaaankton!

[You're making him blush!]

[destroythefuture]

Why do you get to have a henchman and I don't?!

[Says the hat guy, wearing the clothes that say 'EVIL GENIUS' and 'GIANT BRAIN' on the suspenders]

[machrophage]

When did you... Ugh.

[At least the head is in a jar. Viral gives it a disgusted look before folding his arms.]

[sendintheclown]

As soon as possible, of course! I must thank Akira and Poe for their help.

[throwabookatit]

Why in the world- why do you have that?!

[sendintheclown]

He needed a new home, with Henry gone.

[donotlick]

Alright, clown, how about this? What's your favorite way to murder people?

[ Not even touching the fucking head business because that is so disgusting. ]

[sendintheclown]

Oh, I couldn't possibly have just the one!

[preconstruction]

You could at least put it in the evidence tray.

[sendintheclown]

[He clutches it to his chest.]

You're not tearing us apart!

[covertizer]

[ An aside: ] Technically, I don't think it's evidence. Other than it just being there and someone doing the smart thing and dumping it in the trash... I couldn't see anything different about it other that decomposition.

[devotingly]

God, I wish it had been you just so we can do away with that stupid head.

[sendintheclown]

You're not getting rid of it that easily!

[ososoi]

[ Oso's making exactly this face. ]

[ Why. ]

[sendintheclown]

[Makes a kissy face at the head]

[buriedearth]

[ Hi fellow suspect; ignoring the head now um. ]

How often did you talk to Henry?

[sendintheclown]

Oh, we were like birds of a feather! He said I was pretty fun, so we hung out quite a bit.

[preconstruction]

What were you seeing this week?

[sendintheclown]

A man. Fyodor Dostoyevsky, and all I did for him.

[covertizer]

....

Why does it have a flower crown?

[sendintheclown]

It looks pretty, doesn't it?

[unhalting]

[why is there a goddamn head in a jar around here jfc]

Don't tell me you're plannin' on keeping that thing around.

[sendintheclown]

For as long as I live.