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[foo_bar]

 [Where is that ringing bell coming from? What about that whistle? Is it the kitchen? No. The garden?

Still no, but you're getting warmer.

Han is waiting for everyone on the field, whistle in his mouth, and bell on the ground (because his hand got tired of ringing the damn thing).]

Finally! Alright, 1, 2, 3.... Do we have everyone here?

[close enough. He then says easily,]

We've got a fun activity today. We're doing trust falls.

Falls. As in multiple.

I expect you guys to partner off-- and don't just stick to someone you know!

Comments

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "TRUST FALLS"

[foo_bar]

[HE'S JUST HERE TO ANSWER QUESTIONS]

[swordsinternally]

... why?

[ He can't help but ask that single worded question before anyone else does. Not that he's opposed but. Why. ]

[foo_bar]

Because... it's a good team building exercise.

[swordsinternally]

That's it?

[foo_bar]

Yes?

Sorry, what are you wanting me to say again?

[itwasfeyt]

[raises hand]

What happens if someone doesn't catch their partner? Are they disqualified?

[foo_bar]

The only way you're going to get through this is trusting each other, so it would be to everyone's benefit if you learned some basic level of trust.

[itwasfeyt]

Why do I feel like that's not entirely true...?

[She'd love to believe you, Han.]

[foo_bar]

Why do you think that's not true? It's not like I'm saying "go trust Todd."

[blackcatintheruemorgue]

Do... do we have to participate?

[foo_bar]

I will be very disappointed if you don't.

[blackcatintheruemorgue]

That's fine.

[foo_bar]

And it is mandatory.

[donotlick]

This is fucking stupid.

[ He's also super heavy so like, don't do this to him?? ]

[foo_bar]

But we're doing it anyway.

[donotlick]

"We" is saying a lot, wise guy. You gonna catch me if I fall?

[ Hank scoffs. ]

Fat chance.

[lovedanime]

How - how is this fair, sir? There are a lot of people of different sizes here, it's, it's discrimination!

[foo_bar]

You should work together!

[lovedanime]

You tell us to work together, but kidnapping isn't so friendly...

[throwabookatit]

This is ridiculous and I refuse.

[foo_bar]

No choice, learn to trust others. You're gonna need it.

[throwabookatit]

It's you I don't trust, Mister Young. I believe we went over this yesterday.

[preconstruction]

What about you?

[ it's a question!!! ]

[foo_bar]

[IT IS A QUESTION]

If someone wants me to catch them, I'll do it.

[he caught hank!!!!]

[preconstruction]

Alright, then. Let's do it.

[ he holds out his arms, fall for him bitch ]