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[Where is that ringing bell coming from? What about that whistle? Is it the kitchen? No. The garden?

Still no, but you're getting warmer.

Han is waiting for everyone on the field, whistle in his mouth, and bell on the ground (because his hand got tired of ringing the damn thing).]

Finally! Alright, 1, 2, 3.... Do we have everyone here?

[close enough. He then says easily,]

We've got a fun activity today. We're doing trust falls.

Falls. As in multiple.

I expect you guys to partner off-- and don't just stick to someone you know!

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This is fucking stupid.

[ He's also super heavy so like, don't do this to him?? ]

But we're doing it anyway.

"We" is saying a lot, wise guy. You gonna catch me if I fall?

[ Hank scoffs. ]

Fat chance.

... I could probably do it.

You gotta be fucking kidding me. You think I'm gonna trust you?

[ Buddy, you kidnapped him... ]

You asked me if I was going to, and I think I could. Are you saying you don't want to test that?

I'm honestly tempted to do it, just to watch you fucking fold when you try to catch me.

[HE SPREADS HIS ARMS OUT]

Challenge accepted.

[ Hank smirks. You're on, loser. ]

If you drop me, I get a free swipe at you.

[he is a loser, can confirm]

And if I catch you... I get bragging rights.

Works for me.

[ HE'S SO READY TO PUNCH YOU, NERD... and to realistically catch himself because he doesn't... trust Han. But whatever, he turns around. ]

Ready?

[he is ready!!! to prove hank wrong!!]

Ready.

Okay.

[ Hank takes a deep breath. He can do this. If not for the punch, then for the nearly-empty bottle of booze that's waiting for him in his room. THIS WILL ALL BE OVER SOON.

He falls. Closes his eyes. Thinks about punching Han. ]

[though, surprisingly enough...

Though he buckles slightly, Han is about to catch him. He may look unimpressive-- but for some reason, he totally didn't fuck this up.]

[ Yeah, Hank does not trust Han, he flinches at the last second-- but it's too late now, he's going down. BETTER CATCH HIM....... ]

[HE.... BUCKLES A LITTLE-- EVEN HAS TO TAKE A SLIGHT STEP BACK TO BRACE.

BUT.

he made it. he caught him.

luckily this is easy distance and not like. from heights.]

[ Good job, Han, you did it, you caught the heaviest guy here. Good job.

Now that Han has him somewhat though, Hank is gonna pull himself up because like hell he's going to let this little pow-wow go on for much longer! ]

Well, shit. You actually caught me.

I'm stronger than I look.

[ Saying shit like that with that fucking smirk is Not Allowed, pal!! ]

Guess you got your bragging rights.

[ boo, he so wanted to punch him. ]

You gonna let me do you next?

Well...

I guess fair's fair, isn't it?

[he's gonna drop him, isn't he. just dunk him on the ground]

[ Directly on the ground. We'll see. ]

That's what I like to hear.

[ Hank grins. Nah, he's definitely gonna drop Han. ]

[he could say no, this is not a mandatory exercise for him.

he knows he's gonna get dunked.

he turns around.]

Alright, Hank.

[ Test your luck, Han! This team-building shit sure works! ]

Whenever you're ready.

[he figures his chances are... close? to 50-50? somehow?

he hopes?

but after a little steeling to prepare for landing on the ground, he falls back]

[ Eat dirt, Han.

I mean, that's not physically possible here since Han is going to fall face up but Hank lets him fall...

Okay, he bends down and keeps him from hitting his head on the ground but that's all you're getting, dick! ]