Doki Doki After Party Club

[myliteratureclub]

[Later into the evening, everyone will find familiar handwritten notes on their doors. It's pretty obvious who it's from:]

"Please come to the cafeteria if you don't want to be alone or talk some things out. Emiya (Shirou) will be preparing food. You're also welcome to bring your notebooks if you'd rather just write with company."

---Monika
[Those who decide to come will find nothing has really changed in the cafeteria, but Monika sitting at one of the tables while Shirou cooks in the kitchen. She has a new stack of notebooks and pens with her in case someone needs it. Monika does her best to greet everyone with a smile. The only real comfort though is the smell of good food.]

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cw: alcohol use

[ososoi]

[ Osomatsu turns up at the cafeteria eventually. He sits at one of the tables and chugs the Bakon Vodka he brought with him before slamming the bottle on the table and burying his head in his arms. ]

[ Judging by how empty the bottle is (and it's a large bottle!), he's clearly been trying to drown his sorrows in booze. So yeah, he's pretty drunk. And the Bud Light he already drank as well didn't help. ]

[ If anyone approaches him, he'll lift his head and say: ]

...What?

[myliteratureclub]

Hey... maybe you should get to bed. And also drink some water...

[ososoi]

...Whaaaat? Naaaaoooo. [ He's slurring the shit out of his words. ]

I don't need t' bed! I neeeed... uh... fuck whuht wuhs it?

God, thi' shit tastes lik' shit! [ Referring to the Bakon Vodka. ]

[myliteratureclub]

Then maybe stop drinking it. You're a mess.

[ososoi]

Well how else uhm I genna get drunk?

[myliteratureclub]

[LOUD SIGHING.]

Forget it... just don't puke on the floor okay?

[She waves it off as she walks away.]

[donotlick]

[ Ah........ it was about time, huh. Hank didn't even plan on coming, but. ]

I can tell you with certainty, kid, that's not a road you wanna go down.

[ososoi]

Whut road? We're insiiiiide!

[donotlick]

[ Hank chuckles. ]

Alright. How about I take this.

[ He's gonna grab that bottle, thanks. As much as it pains him to wash it down the drain, that's where it's going. ]

I'm getting you some water. You'll thank me later.

[ososoi]

[ The bottle's mostly empty anyways, but Oso still tries to grapple for it. ]

Giv' tha' back ya fuckass! Ya piece a' shit gran'pa!

[donotlick]

[ Hank laughs. He is so much bigger than you, little man. ]

Nope. It's mine now. You can't have any until you've had some water, kid.

[ososoi]

NOoOoOo you diiick! [ Oso drunkenly swats at Hank, to no effect. ]

If I hav' one wata', ya give me back mah booze, ya hear! Ya idjit!

[ Oso why are you talking like Chibita. ]

[donotlick]

[ Sorry about that, buddy. He's been there. He was there. ]

Sure will, buddy.

[ Hank walks away with the bottle, empties it, and returns with the empty bottle and a glass of water. ]

Here you go, kid. Water and your booze, just like you asked.

[lovedanime]

[He's got this little plate of appetizers that still seems to be too much food for a Mitarai given that only two out of seven pieces have been eaten. Osomatsu gets a thin watery smile.]

It's not much of a bar crawl without finger food, you know...

[ososoi]

[ Oso looks at the food for a few seconds before shoving two of the appetizers in his mouth. ]

Ishsh jus' naht th' same with'ut buurrrrs… [ He's talking while chewing his food. Don't worry, he gulps it down before long. ] Rememeber bars? I miss bars. Not enoughhhh booze he-ere.

[lovedanime]

[Mitarai's face sinks in relief - he thought Osomatsu was going to say brothers and that's obviously something Mitarai can't effectively deal with.]

I do remember bars. I always thought it was so cool how they could pour the drinks into such tiny glasses without spilling a drop!

[ososoi]

[ Sad thing is, Oso might start dropping that bomb eventually. He has even less of a filter than usual. ]

...Shit I keep fuhgeddin' yer an adult. Buh ya got a babyface! Loo' at that dumb babyface a' yers. [ And he starts trying to pinch Mitarai's cheek. ]

[ I'm sorry. ]

[lovedanime]

Careful there, I'm all skin and bones! [Mitarai deliberately lets him do it but seems more uncomfortable than the average person, the subtle tension of fists balled in his lap and the cringe from increased sensitivity in his hallowed cheeks. He just thinks that Osomatsu really needs this. If there's someone to talk to about his brothers, that too, it might as well be someone who already knows their names.] But you're right, I'm twenty, I can drink! I should let you keep it all to yourself, though, you can see how it'd go right through me.

[ososoi]

Yehhhh yer a twig~!

[ Oso soon lets go of Mitarai's face and shoves another piece of food in his mouth. ]

Ya know, I dunno what the fuhck happene' back wit' th' 'deshpair' or whatev', but are ya allllright?

[ Even if he was sober he doesn't really know what's going on there. ]

[lovedanime]

Uh...

[This is so difficult to answer that Mitarai ends up taking another piece just to avoid talking for a while. Oh, no, he has to chew. Why can't he have gonzo anime character swallowing powers.]

Well, not exactly, but I don't really know what to do about that.

[itwasfeyt]

[Maya had opened her mouth to say something, but it was immediately shut as the gently smell of alcohol began to drift her way. Slowly, she waves her hand in front of her face.]

...I guess I shouldn't ask ow you're doing, huh?

[ososoi]

[ You might also smell a hint of bacon. ]

I'm doin' greeeeaaat~!

...-ly bad~! [ He sounds so cheerful. Not sure why. ]

[itwasfeyt]

[Sniff sniff. Oh, well, thank goodness she likes bacon.]

Oh, great. So you're feeling about as well as I am.

[Looks over.] What are you drinking?

[ososoi]

Baaaaacon. Vuhdka. Tastes li'e shit. Bu' fuck it. [ And he takes another swig of the shitty booze. ]

[ It's not that he hates bacon, it's just that this drink tastes terrible. ]

[itwasfeyt]

Bacon vodka? [She's not much of a drinker either. Y'know, because laws. The thought of it makes her a bit uneasy.]

Glad at least someone thought of making drinkable bacon.