EXAM 2

[lockdownmods]

Exam 2.

[ Like last time, the exam begins with the desks arranged in a perfect circle; one desk for each person that's participating in the program. There are nameplates for everyone, and they have been bolted to each of the desks, facing the inside of the circle...

...including the deceased. Their chairs have been placed on top of their desks, signifying that they will not be needed. Above of their desks are holograms of their portraits from their profiles, grayed out and bloodstained.

Han is at the front of the classroom again, looking noticeably neutral about the entire setup. His laptop is closed behind him. ]

You know the drill. [his voice sounds soft, tight.]

Be careful with who you pick, as they'll be answering for their crime with their life.

Victim.






Suspects.



[ The physical evidence tray sits in the middle of the circle of desks; you all have the Evidence app on your tablets to access photo evidence. ]

Examination START.

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[preconstruction]

You could at least put it in the evidence tray.

[sendintheclown]

[He clutches it to his chest.]

You're not tearing us apart!

[covertizer]

[ An aside: ] Technically, I don't think it's evidence. Other than it just being there and someone doing the smart thing and dumping it in the trash... I couldn't see anything different about it other that decomposition.

[donotlick]

It was found in the crime scene. That makes it evidence, even if we all fucking know where it came from.

The victim's, uh, "belongings" as fucked up as they are, count.

[ Even if looking at it too long kind of makes Hank gag. ]

Ugh, just put that shit away.

[covertizer]

[ Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank you're so serious. ]

If it opened it's mouth and told us who the killer was, that would be useful...

[sendintheclown]

Oh, would you like me to put on a puppet show?

[covertizer]

Please don't.

[sendintheclown]

Iiiiiis that a yes I hear?

[throwabookatit]

Ugh, no one wants you to...play around with a body part, you demented bawbag.

[sendintheclown]

That sounds like a yes.

[throwabookatit]

Do you want me to come over there?

[ Rebecca, why do you have one of the old textbooks- ...dumb question. ]

[sendintheclown]

You can't kill me before the verdict!

[throwabookatit]

A good smack isn't killin'.

[sendintheclown]

From you, I really doubt that.

[throwabookatit]

Rich, coming from the one carrying around a severed head.

[sendintheclown]

I didn't kill him, did I?

[throwabookatit]

No, but you see no problem with playing dress-up with it. I won't listen to a positive psychopath.

[sendintheclown]

Aw, come on, don't you think he looks pretty?

[throwabookatit]

You're disgusting.

[covertizer]

It really isn't.